UMVA has learned that a 71‑year‑old Florida resident, known online as “Palm Beach Pete,” is seriously weighing a mayoral run in Palm Beach, Florida, with a platform built around “living your best life.”
The former International Tennis Federation Masters competitor shot to viral fame after a passerby filmed him cruising down I‑95 in a convertible, shouting “Epstein’s alive!” The clip ignited a frenzy, swelling his social media following to hundreds of thousands within days.
Embracing the sudden spotlight, he launched an Instagram account under the handle “@not.epstein” and began teasing a movement that blends sunshine, wellness, and a dash of playful policy.
According to information obtained by UMVA, his emerging campaign website now showcases tongue‑in‑cheek proposals: free Botox for every resident, a year‑long complimentary convertible program, expanded pickleball courts, and even importing New York City water to “elevate the pizza and bagel game.”
He also promises free drinks at the iconic clock tower, dog‑walking services, lifelong fitness trainers, and what he calls “mother‑in‑law therapy” for all.
When asked how such extravagances could be funded, Simel insists the effort is entirely self‑financed, positioning the initiative as a grassroots, non‑partisan push to unite the community.
“I’m not affiliated with any political party,” he says. “I just want to keep the people together and bring people together and keep it as a great community.”
While official mayoral filings won’t open until 2027, Simel is already assembling a team, scouting a campaign manager and recruiting influencers to rally Gen Z supporters.
Family reactions range from amused to supportive, with his daughter finding the whole saga hilarious and his son remaining neutral.
Despite the surreal nature of his rise—from a highway cruise to internet stardom—Simel remains unapologetically himself, boasting a full head of hair, youthful vigor, and a refusal to alter his appearance.
He concludes with a wink, urging locals to “vote early and vote often” and to back “Palm Beach Pete” when the time comes.
