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Politics May 6, 2026

Ex-Obama Attorney Unleashes Bombshell: 'DOJ Isn't Dead Yet!' — Comey Indictment Haters in Panic!

Ex-Obama Attorney Unleashes Bombshell: 'DOJ Isn't Dead Yet!' — Comey Indictment Haters in Panic!

Picture this: a photograph of seashells on Instagram—arranged to spell out a cryptic code, “8647.” Now imagine those innocent-looking shells becoming the center of a federal indictment against one of the most powerful law enforcement figures in American history. That’s the story unfolding right now, and legal experts say it’s far too early to call it a joke.

Former Democratic U.S. Attorney John Fishwick warns against dismissing the case outright. “Lots of folks are saying the case is going nowhere, but it’s way too early to reach that conclusion,” he says. The indictment, handed down in North Carolina, accuses ex-FBI Director James Comey of threatening the president—using that very seashell photo as the alleged weapon.

Critics instantly cried foul, claiming the government was stomping on free speech to target a political rival. But prosecutors aren’t backing down. They argue there’s a mountain of evidence behind those eleven months of grand jury investigation—far beyond a single Instagram post.

“You prove intent the same way you always do,” acting Attorney General Todd Blanche explains. “With witnesses. With documents. With materials.” The legal bar is high: to convict, prosecutors must show that the message was a “true threat,” not just protected political commentary. But insiders say the DOJ wouldn’t have brought charges without concrete proof.

Chad Mizelle, former DOJ chief of staff, puts it bluntly: “I don’t think the department would have secured the indictment without concrete evidence that Comey did knowingly and willfully threaten the president.” He hints at hidden emails or texts that could reveal Comey’s real intent—and predicts that evidence won’t help the ex-FBI chief.

Here’s the chilling detail: “86” is old restaurant slang for getting rid of someone or something. Paired with “47”—a direct reference to Donald Trump as the 47th president—the seashells spell out an alleged threat. And Comey, a former federal prosecutor and DOJ deputy, knew exactly what that code meant.

“This is a very smart guy,” says Senator Josh Hawley. “He knows what he’s doing. He’s nobody’s fool. He knew exactly what he was doing—but hey, he’ll have his day in court.” The timing is explosive too: the indictment came just days after a third alleged assassination attempt on Trump, underscoring that prosecuting threats against the president is a top priority—no matter who makes them.

Fishwick adds that the broader climate of political violence will loom over any trial. “Jurors in North Carolina will be aware of all the political threats in this country and know that something must be done about it.” Meanwhile, free-speech advocates call the charges ridiculous. The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression points out that “86” could mean impeachment, not assassination—and that the Supreme Court’s “true threat” standard should protect Comey’s post.

Comey himself quickly deleted the photo, claiming he had no idea it looked ominous. After the indictment, he declared, “I’m still innocent. I’m still not afraid, and I still believe in the independent federal judiciary, so let’s go.” His arraignment is set for May 11 in Greenville. The courtroom drama is just beginning—and the seashells are about to become the most controversial beach souvenirs in American legal history.

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