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USA March 9, 2026

ROYAL SCANDAL EXPLODES: Epstein's Secrets UNLEASHED!

ROYAL SCANDAL EXPLODES: Epstein's Secrets UNLEASHED!
Former U.S. president Bill Clinton and billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Billionaire pedo Jeffrey Epstein was toe-tagged and resting comfortably in a Manhattan morgue on Aug. 10, 2019.

Nearly seven years after his, uh, suicide in a Big Apple jail cell, his insidious tentacles and the twisted narrative around him have only grown.

A tidal wave of files, allegations and shocking new information has pushed the hedge fund sicko into the pantheon of super fiends. Villains whose fingernails continue to grow. Ted Bundy , John Wayne Gacy and a select few others are members in good standing in this sinister club.

 Killer Clown John Wayne Gacy. CPD

I nominate Epstein for membership. More narratives have emerged in the sickening tale of sex trafficking of underage girls.

Conspiracies are fun but I’m not a believer in them and yet … as I have written before, when it comes to Jeffrey Howard Epstein, there may be no conspiracy but it definitely appears like one. After all, the financier was pals with presidents, princes and industrial potentates.

People who would definitely not want it to be known they have a sexual penchant for young girls.

 In this photo illustration, multiple British newspapers are displayed featuring The Telegraph, showing a front-page image and accompanying story about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on February 20, 2026 in London, England. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday, 19 February 2026, on suspicion of misconduct in public office following revelations contained in the Epstein files. The former duke has denied any wrong doing in relation to his association with Jeffrey Epstein.

The New York Post reported that one of Epstein’s guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center googled the sex predator just minutes before he was discovered dead in his cell. Ten days before he topped himself, guard Tova Noel made a “mysterious” $5,000 deposit, the U.S. Department of Justice revealed.

Noel was later accused of falsifying records to confirm she and another guard checked in on the caged Epstein. Both guards were canned but criminal charges were dropped.

 This undated photo provided by the US Justice Department on December 19, 2025 shows former president Bill Clinton (C) swimming alongside a dark-haired woman who appears to be sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, and an unidentified guest in an undidentified location. The Epstein Files Transparency Act (EFTA) passed by Congress and signed into law by US President Donald Trump mandated the complete release of the Epstein files by December 19, 2025. Victims of Jeffrey Epstein, a wealthy US financier who died in jail in 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking underage girls, expressed anger after the cache of records from cases against the late sex offender were released with many pages blacked out and photos censored.

According to the documents, Noel googled “latest on Epstein in jail” at 5:42 a.m. and again at 5:52 a.m. — less than 40 minutes before her colleague, correctional officer Michael Thomas, found the pretentious pedo dead as a doornail. In 2021, Noel denied googling Epstein.

Of course, she did.

About that massage

But what about the gang? The obtuse 66-year-old formerly known as Prince and the third wheel, disgraced socialite Ghislaine Maxwell . All three, thick as thieves.

It really is all a bit of a mess for the fallen Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor . It emerged that the randy ex-royal allegedly had naked massages and the masseuse came to the castle to rub him the right way. He was arrested on his birthday on suspicion of misconduct in public office.

 (FILES) This undated photo provided by the US Justice Department on December 19, 2025 shows Jeffrey Epstein, a wealthy US financier who died in jail in 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking underage girls, and his associate, Ghislaine Maxwell aboard a jet. Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell will be questioned behind closed doors by the US Congress on February 9, 2026, though she’s expected to invoke her right to not answer questions.

As per usual, Andrew denies any wrongdoing. No one believes him.

Back to those massages at Buckingham Palace, arranged by Maxwell, and performed by Monique Giannelloni who waltzed in without a background check. Maxwell reportedly told her: “I am going to introduce you to someone more famous than God.”

‘More famous than God’

But there are more woes for the onetime royal. Investigators in the U.K. are now scouring records of an offshore company linked to Andrew that is suspected of funding his lifestyle when he was his country’s trade envoy.

Andrew jointly owned a company called Inverness Asset Management (IAM) with property mogul David Rowland. And this has dragged daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie further into the scandal.

An email leaked to the Mail on Sunday showed Andrew pushed for his daughters to receive £100,000 in secret payments from Rowland. Andrew was slated to receive £300,000. Mountbatten-Windsor is now accused of leaking information about this top-secret trade activities to the Rowlands.

 Images from documents released by the U.S. Department of Justice show Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, leaning over an unidentified person. Jon Elswick/The Associated Press

Bad enough?

Now, there are more images from the Epstein files showing a man — who oddly looks like Andrew — with two young women.

And what’s old Max up to?

She is hovering in the background at a Club Fed in Texas. Biding her time, dangling tidbits, the unsaid as menacing as a knife to the throat. When she testified U.S. President Donald Trump was not involved, she was miraculously transferred to a significantly softer federal prison.

Eternal monsters

No, the 64-year-old one-time sex kitten and high society party girl, will hack away like she would when grooming a 14-year-old sex trafficking prospect.

And then, sometime within the next five years, her sentence will abruptly end and she will walk free well short of the 20 years she was ordered to serve.

Maxwell and Epstein. Eternal monsters.

bhunter@postmedia.com

On X: @HunterTOSun

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